SA pastor farts on people ‘to heal them’ – but it’s not even his craziest ritual!

Over the last week or so, one of the breakout social media stars has been identified as Pastor Christ Penelope. Why, you ask? Well, you’re going to regret posing that question: The radical preacher has made a name for himself by FARTING on his followers, claiming that the bizarre ritual can help cure any ‘spiritual problems’.

The Limpopo pastor who farts on his followers

Penelope, who we’re branding ‘The Holy Farter’ from here on in, has defended his actions, saying that he is doing the Lord’s work. According to the flamboyant pastor, he is merely ‘demonstrating the power of God’.

“It is the demonstration of God’s power. Just like God made Adam go into a deep sleep, it is a similar thing. God did anything with the body of Adam while he was on the ground in deep sleep. He was not feeling anything.”

Who is Christ Penelope?

Let’s hope, in every sense of the term, his congregants are able to turn the other cheek. As we head into Easter, it seems apparent that Christ Penelope has been rather ‘flatu-LENT’, again coming under fire for his unorthodox teachings. His profile has exploded on social media, as South Africans try to wrap their heads around the bizarre scenes.

Farting pastor also has previous…

It’s not just this example of ‘touching cloth’ that has kicked up a stink for the Giyani-based pastor. Christ Penelope has also made his congregants eat snakes to ‘test their faith’. He then went on to anoint his followers with condom oil, suggesting that the ceremony would help provide salvation for his long-suffering subjects.

The pastor continues to practice at the Seven Fold Holy Spirit Ministries, in the province of Limpopo. His new-found fame might not serve him well elsewhere, but he has a loyal fanbase that will, quite clearly, do anything he asks of them.

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Presh JM Reporter

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